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NARCS
The LCBO is going to sell weed! 7 other cool things the LCBO could make extremely uncool
Pot will soon join booze as yet another of life’s coolest things now under provincial government control. Yup, boring old people in suits want to sell weed to your mom.
LIVING DANGEROUSLY
Trump eats live scorpion just to feel something
“I can eat anything, trust me,” announced President Donald Trump to nervous White House staff this morning, moments before eating a live scorpion.
APARTMENTS
Couple has baby to get back at noisy neighbour
“The breaking point for us was when he got a gong,” says Jordan Ling, who, along with his partner Jyotsna Bharat, shares a thin wall with Boshler.
IT'S SCIENCE
REPORT: Cool winds from fidget spinners reversing global warming
“When a fidget spinner is spun, it creates a tiny jet stream of air."
SPORTS
REPORT: Pond hockey difficult in summer
Recent reports suggest that this activity is much more difficult in the summer months – something the friends found out the hard way.
DUM DUMS
REPORT: Smartphones now outnumber smart people
A recent international study from McGill University’s Centre for Recent International Studies has shown that smartphones now outnumber smart people.
SO NICE
Photo of Trudeau feeding baby sparrows with his mouth breaks internet
“The internet has only broken a handful of times and never at this magnitude. Incredible,” Cassel says.
THE EMPTY VOID
House party thrown by minimalist minimally fun
Cassia Domingo joined the minimalism movement and began paring down her stuff to the bare essentials after watching a Netflix documentary.
OOPS
Turtleneck worn to cover up turtle neck tattoo
“What can I say? I was really into turtles,” explains Josh Tanner.
ACTING
Daniel Day-Lewis lived for years as Daniel Day-Lewis for role as Daniel Day-Lewis in Daniel Day-Lewis biopic
Academy Award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis is known for completely immersing himself in the lives of his characters.