Latest from Cassie Barradas
HALLOWEEN
Surefire ways to incorporate your now useless Halloween costume into your professional wardrobe
Halloween may be done, but your desire to extend the lifespan of your meticulously crafted costume sure isn’t.
COLD COMFORT
Subtle ways to complain about the warm weather you begged for when it was cold
But think back to January. Bleak. Frozen. Grey. As you sat in your apartment, zipped up in your winter coat, did your heart not cry out for a nice toasty day?
SUMMER
5 ways to simulate that perfect beach selfie without ever leaving your house
As humans, we desire the comments and “likes” that come with a beach selfie, as equally and oppositely as we desire never to leave the perfect sanctum that is our living space.
YOU'RE WELCOME
Sneezing aggressively with your mouth open, and other confidence hacks
Stand tall. Speak clearly. Make eye contact. Uh yeah...maybe those were confidence hacks in dinosaur times. You can either evolve, or turn into fossil fuel.
WING AND A PRAYER
Every thought you have during turbulence
Show me a living being who isn’t deeply afraid of turbulence, and I’ll show you that you’re referencing a fictional character from a manuscript because no such being exists in real life, are you freaking kidding?
CASE CLOTHED
How to accept a compliment on your clothing without mentioning where it was purchased
The greatest lie we tell ourselves is that people want to know where we bought our clothes simply because we were complimented on them.
BOYKINI SEASON
Fellas! Here's how to get that sexy swimming trunks body in time for summer
Every guy gets anxious trying on the same pair of swimming trunks he’s had for 10+ years under the harsh, unforgiving light of his bedroom lamp.
BREWHAHA
'It doesn't even have googly eyes': Artisans speak out against so-called 'craft beer'
Let’s face it: enjoying craft beer is far more popular than developing an actual personality.
BOLTH SIDES NOW
The case for pronouncing 'both' as 'bolth'
We’ve all felt it: the moment where someone we care about reveals a habit that is so depraved, so alienating, we’re forced to ask ourselves if we ever really knew them at all.
A WRINKLE AND TIME
Fight the first signs of aging: finding juice too sweet without water
The day you checked your carton of Minute Maid 100% Pure Apple Juice to see if there was any added sugar was the day the aging process was activated in your body.