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POT COP SAYS STOP
Hipster Toronto police officer thinks dispensaries are overraided
Get ready to hear a lot less of the phrase “Thank you for selling me my two grams of weed, doctor.”Get ready to hear a lot less of the phrase “Thank you for selling me my two grams of weed, doctor.”
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Guy who's funny discovered to just be loud
“Doofer was a big-time idiot,” revealed Malcolm Fein, chief physician at Montreal’s St. Valentinesday Hospital.
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Hologram of Tupac hologram to headline Coachella
“While the Tupac hologram from 2012 would love to project at every show every night, we’ve also got to make sure not to overwork him."
CFL to boost Grey Cup ratings by playing NFL highlights on Jumbotron
“Frankly we couldn’t have dreamed of a better match-up,” says CFL CEO Theo LeDuc. “These teams are polar opposites: The Redblacks are the team in the red and black jerseys and the Stampeders are the team in the black and red jerseys.”
Undercover Ottawa cop disappointed to be cut from high school basketball team
Xander Hunter seems like your typical Grade 9 student. He eats pizza, hangs out with his friends, and listens to Drake. There’s only one difference between Xander and the rest of the students at Mound Lake High: Xander Hunter isn’t a student.
Merriam-Webster to change "lose" to "loose" after majority of literate adults already do so
Merriam-Webster, the world’s most popular English dictionary, announced a major decision today: the word “lose” will now officially be spelled “loose” in all upcoming editions.
New parents disappointed in toddler's musical taste
“Zak and I LOVE music!” Amber exclaims. “In fact, we both have tattoos of music notes right behind our ears. We got them to signify that we want you to know we love music.”
Canadian filmmakers excited to mingle with Hollywood elite at TIFF, tell them about the hors d'oeuvres
For most Canadians, TIFF is about glitz and glamour. For Canadians in the entertainment industry, TIFF is an annual opportunity to network with their colleagues south of the border.