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Jordanne Brown

Jordanne Brown is a comedian and writer. She is the proud owner of a Comedy Writing and Performance diploma from Humber College, Eugene Levy 2017 Writing Award, and the 2017 Tim Sims Encouragement Award. Jordanne has performed in Toronto Sketch Fest with her troupe Boys Club, is half of the sketch duo "I'm Coke and She's Cola", and a writer and performer on F*ckgirls, a new web-series!

    Latest from Jordanne Brown

    THANKS A LATTE

    Hi, I'll get a grande — actually can you just break a pumpkin over my head?

    Will I still get my rewards points if one of your lovely baristas finds the nearest gourd and hurls it over the counter, knocking my knitted grey toque onto my fall booties?
    ON THE SAME PAGE

    You should know the title of a book in case someone asks

    In this moment, you wonder if you have read a book in your entire life. Your eyes jet around the room. Table, chair, mug, window, door, umbrella. None of those is a book.
    FOR FAX SAKE

    I've been saying 'fax me' as a joke for years and now I have thousands of faxes to respond to

    I regret to inform you that you may not be seeing me around much this summer.
    TIM HOARDIN'

    This meeting is great, but uh, I didn't get a Timbit

    Yes, yes, and I love that profit margin for 2019, Catherine, very well done. But I think an important question to ask here is: how many Timbits were in the box?
    OH BROTHER

    Local siblings try to talk on the phone, good effort everyone

    This year, the semi-annual Sibling Phone Call would fall on May 26th, after being postponed for a week and a half for no reason at all.