Latest from Hunter Collins
STOCK UP
Woman to offset week of binge drinking with a pomegranate juice
"It's like CLR for having done tons of booze."
SPORTS
Fighting your kid's soccer referee being considered as new Olympic event
Marching over there to beat the shit out of your kid's referee is garnering serious consideration from the International Olympic Committee as a potential new event.
CLIMATE CHANGE
Realistic relaxation album features sounds of ocean heating up, dolphins choking
From his studio, Paul-Andre Remi mixes Wheezing Seas, the first relaxation album featuring real sounds from today's oceans.
PROTECTIVE
Helicopter parent worried child playing too close to other helicopter parent
"Why is Daniel standing so close to him? What if Daniel tripped on the bucket, fell and squashed Aiden?"
WHO?
Conservative Party finding new leader 'not Skeletor-y enough'
Fellow party members are already criticizing the Saskatchewan MP for being "not Skeletor-y enough".
2017 Citroën Firepanther voted safest car to hit people with
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) unanimously voted this morning that the all-new 2017 Citroën Firepanther is the safest vehicle with which to both run over and back over people, and the safest car with which to land on people after catching some major air off a huge jump.