Sloth scrutineers and smoke signals: Frustrated voters post gripes about Calgary's slow election results
Voters had some time to kill and they did it with humour
The City of Calgary was getting blasted over the slow release of municipal election results Monday night, as frustrated voters took to social media to air their gripes — with oft-hilarious results.
The city had already been taking flack as voters lined up at some polling stations for an hour or more, while some places ran short or out of ballots — and the city dispatched more by couriers.
But outrage heightened as the city's release of election results slowed to a trickle at times. The results website repeatedly crashed for minutes at a time — and at a little after 10 p.m., all the polling numbers somehow restarted at zero.
But the frustration inspired some social media magic.
Here's a roundup of how voters kept busy while waiting for the results.
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvote?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvote</a> <a href="https://t.co/qZNxjaiahR">pic.twitter.com/qZNxjaiahR</a>
—@ZACHARYLREES
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvotes?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvotes</a> Calgarys IT dept right now. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yyc?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yyc</a> <a href="https://t.co/uQdPV0Enro">pic.twitter.com/uQdPV0Enro</a>
—@SanStar_eMedia
The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvote?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvote</a> count. <a href="https://t.co/RZysjekhIn">pic.twitter.com/RZysjekhIn</a>
—@paulisci
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/YYCvote?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#YYCvote</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yyc?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yyc</a> I'll just wait here. <a href="https://t.co/9toexJ0XSC">pic.twitter.com/9toexJ0XSC</a>
—@sarahmillions
Tonight’s vote count delivered to you by... this one pigeon. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvote?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvote</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycelection?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycelection</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yyc?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yyc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/tech?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#tech</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fail?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#fail</a> <a href="https://t.co/a3ciMTrFB1">pic.twitter.com/a3ciMTrFB1</a>
—@shawn_freeman
I swear <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheFlash?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TheFlash</a> would get those election results out faster to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/YYC?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#YYC</a> than that the election results website. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yyc?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yyc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvotes?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvotes</a> <a href="https://t.co/TMbnJM5Bjb">pic.twitter.com/TMbnJM5Bjb</a>
—@paulinaliwski
.<a href="https://twitter.com/cityofcalgary?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@cityofcalgary</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yyc?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yyc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/CalgaryVotes2017?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#CalgaryVotes2017</a> <a href="https://t.co/5iNZdVZRUX">pic.twitter.com/5iNZdVZRUX</a>
—@millervate
White puff of smoke = Nenshi win<br>Black puff of smoke = Smith win<br>City on Fire = Larry Heather win<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvote?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvote</a>
—@fruinjuice
Live footage of Calgarians refreshing <a href="https://t.co/jrqs8Ho06C">https://t.co/jrqs8Ho06C</a> :<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvote?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvote</a> <a href="https://t.co/GMrn6TuSwY">pic.twitter.com/GMrn6TuSwY</a>
—@pleavin
City of Calgary needed to hire this guy to count... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yyc?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yyc</a> <a href="https://t.co/ATceiOFZXA">pic.twitter.com/ATceiOFZXA</a>
—@JeffCallaway
I'ma gonna be 102 years old by the time results are in. <a href="https://t.co/sNCSPGYk5i">pic.twitter.com/sNCSPGYk5i</a>
—@mckez_123
Update: While Calgarians wait for municipal election results, 25 km of bike lanes have been paved, torn up. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/yycvote?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#yycvote</a>
—@TheBeaverton