Bumper stickers that demonstrate a startling level of nuance

Bumper stickers always yell their black-and-white opinions directly into your face with zero room for complexity or nuance. Not these ones. Here are some bumper stickers that appreciate the thorniness of the issues we face in 2018 (and will take up most of your car as a result).

#1

VEGAN. NOT FANATICAL ABOUT IT. JUST TRYING IT OUT. SEEING IF I CAN MAKE SOME SMALL HEALTHFUL AND SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS CHANGES. I LIKE THE IDEA OF IT. BUT IT'S HARD. I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

#2

#3

IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE BUT LET'S PLEASE BE MINDFUL THAT CASUAL JUSTIFICATIONS FOR LOW-KEY ALCOHOLISM ARE OFTEN DISGUISED AS ZANY JOKES!!!!

#4

#5

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE BUT I APPRECIATE THAT THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC IS SOMETIMES UNPREDICTABLE AND YOUR PHYSICAL PROXIMITY TO MY VEHICLE MAY NOT BE WHOLLY INTENTIONAL

#6

#7

BABY ON BOARD. NOT SURE ABOUT THIS. WAS AMBIVALENT ABOUT HAVING KIDS BUT DIDN'T WANT TO REGRET NOT HAVING THEM. AM ADJUSTING. BUT IT'S BEEN DIFFICULT. I'M TIRED AND I KIND OF HATE THIS.

#8

#9

THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE HOWEVER IT'S MERELY ONE REPRESENTATION AMONG AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ACCEPTABLE POSSIBILITIES!!!!!

 

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