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Sword-wielding Queen Elizabeth leads bloodthirsty army to halt Trump's inauguration
Work stopped suddenly on Capitol Hill today, mere days before Donald Trump is set to be sworn in as President of the United States, when a piercing battle cry rang out through the early morning mist.
Nation chants "Actually, a Canadian invented basketball"
35 million Canadians have been chanting in unison, “ACTUALLY, A CANADIAN INVENTED BASKETBALL” for three straight days now, causing residents of Western New York to board up their windows and stay indoors in an effort to block out the ceaseless drone of sound echoing from across Lake Ontario.
5 ways the Raptors can help to lift the weight of reality
After starting the season with a blistering five game winning streak, a series of tough losses on the road have brought the Toronto Raptors back down to earth, reminding us all of our fragile mortality.