He will be sort of vaguely missed by hundreds of women on Tinder named Kylie who possessed his first name, age, location, Facebook interests, and the same six of his photos – three of his face, two of his refurbished banjo, and one of his roommate’s cat, Socrates.

Craig Peterson, a 35-year-old marketing executive, recently made international headlines and the Guinness Book of World Records when he successfully spoke over his female coworker, 28-year-old Christine Simmons, non-stop for five minutes during a board meeting at their Bay Street office.

Martin Morton, a 38-year-old accountant, has quit his job at the insurance firm he’s worked at for almost a decade. He says it’s finally time to chase the career his heart truly desires: ruining women’s lives.