Help Make Gerry The Honorary Mayor of Dildo, NL

"Let's Keep Dildo Canadian, eh?" That's what the people of the town Dildo, Newfoundland (Yes, that's the town's real name) are pushing for in a new online petition to oust Late Night Talk show Jimmy Kimmel as their "honorary mayor" and to replace him with Gerry Dee.

While Jimmy Kimmel has mined several laughs from talking about the town and it's name, the people there feel like he's not doing enough with his title and want to bring it back home.

The petition states:

It's time to take action! Our beloved town of Dildo, Newfoundland, has been abandoned by our so-called "honorary mayor," Jimmy Kimmel. Sure, Jimmy had his fun, made a few jokes, and even got some mileage out of our name, but let's face it-he's ghosted us harder than an American ignoring the metric system.

This is why we're proposing to replace Jimmy Kimmel with someone who truly embodies the spirit of Dildo-Canada's own Gerry Dee! He's got the humour, the charm, and most importantly, the Canadian-ness that Dildo deserves.

Want to help "Keep Dildo Canadian"? Do your part and sign the petition today!