How to behave when your seat mate is your doppelgänger
You board your flight, inch your way down the aisle at a maddeningly glacial pace, find your seat, and there, in the seat next to yours, sits a total stranger who also happens to be your doppelganger. What’s the first thing out of your mouth?
Guy on right is the husband of my friend <a href="https://twitter.com/elrottencrotch">@elrottencrotch</a>. Guy on left is a STRANGER he met on a flight last night! <a href="https://t.co/kwBFOOEoMc">pic.twitter.com/kwBFOOEoMc</a>
—@leebeattieYou board your flight, inch your way down the aisle at a maddeningly glacial pace, find your seat, and there, in the seat next to yours, sits a total stranger who also happens to be your doppelgänger. What's the first thing out of your mouth?
1. "I'm flying to a dumb business meeting in Detroit and I'd love to get out of it. $100 in cash. Whaddya say?"
2. "Whoever left their full-length mirror up here should please stow it now in preparation for takeoff."
3. "Our third guy won't be able to make it. Airport security said they had to draw the line somewhere."
4. "Okay, Mom. You win Halloween."
5. "Oh. I didn't realize I'd already boarded this flight."
6. "Love your pants. Where'd you get those?"
7. "Want to switch passports for six months just because we can?"
8. "Look. I don't usually do this, but you're outrageously sexy and I couldn't help but notice that the bathroom's currently vacant…"
9. "Would you mind smiling on the count of three so that I can take a selfie?"
10. "I don't give a shit if it's time to turn off my electronic devices. I'm calling my mom with some pretty major questions."
