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Jon Schabl
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SIT DOWN
4 new ways to sit on a chair and one old way re-branded
The way we sit has remained unchanged for thousands of years but lately, I've found that we're just sitting through the motions.
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NOG NEWS
We deserve year-round eggnog
To whom it may concern at the Nog High Council,
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A CRIME... IN TIME
Netflix orders series about murder yet to be committed
In an effort to stay ahead of the competition, Netflix has picked up a 10-part, real crime, docu-series about a murder that has not even yet been perpetrated.
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CUSTOMER SERVICE
Rogers call centre employee fired for treating customer with respect
In an act that has surprised no one, Rogers has fired long-time employee Lin Chen after she was overheard treating a customer with dignity.
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FOOD
Honeydew in fruit salad just happy to be included
It is a difficult task to create the right balance of good fruits, and lesser fruits need to understand their place in the hierarchy.
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SECURITY
Trump changes nuclear code to 1-2-3-4 so he doesn't forget
“He changed the big bomb codes to something more better for memory. And what's easier for 'membering than the first six letters of the alphabet."
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JUST STOP IT
Air Canada to institute mandatory prison sentences for passengers who clap after landing
It is now illegal to applaud after a plane has landed at its destination.
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MUSIC
Shania Twain's new album set to bomb in September
After a 15-year hiatus, Canada's own Country/Pop/Rock star Shania Twain is releasing a new album that will undoubtedly bomb in a spectacular fashion.
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RUFF DAY
'Why did you bring me here' asks dog in bank
A purebred Chihuahua shocked an entire Toronto Dominion Bank branch earlier this week.
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I LOVE YOU
New dad needs elbow surgery due to excessive skinnamarinkydinky-doing
Father of two Joseph Hardigan has been named the first official sufferer of “Skinnamarink Elbow.”