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Woman who admits she's 'not a huge fan' of Tim Horton's coffee disowned by family

A woman named Catherine has been shunned by her friends and family in the wake of her confession that she’s “not crazy” about Tim Horton’s Coffee.
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A woman named Catherine has been shunned by her friends and family in the wake of her confession that she's "not crazy" about Tim Horton's Coffee.

I got in a fight. Some kids at school said you don't roll up the rim.- Brendan, son of Catherine, the woman who doesn't like Timmy's coffee

Friendless, jobless and alone, Catherine was last seen driving through at a local Timmy's in the hope that someone from her old life would notice.