Jimmy Olsen crushed to learn Superman's best friend actually some guy named Doug

After believing for years he was Supeman's closest friend, Jimmy Olsen was shocked to learn the Man of Steel's actual best friend is some guy named Doug. As Doug pointed out, it only makes sense for Superman to protect the identity of his real best friend.

Superman wouldn't let anyone know who his real best friend is.  He'd set up a fake best friend to protect him.- Superman's actual best friend Doug

Before he could question Doug further, Jimmy was kidnapped by a supervillain for the third time this month.