7 ways to put the zip back into your relationship

Want to keep the flames of passion alive for you and your honey?

Click the "listen" button for seven tip-filled tales of romance from some of our sexiest storytellers, and you'll learn to:

1. Break out your tighty-whities and pose for "dudeoir" pics like Brendon Williams.

2. Bake your partner's ex out of the picture like Jean Freeman.

3. Follow the secrets of sixth century military techniques to break your co-habitating blues like Joff Schmidt.

4. Blow your bride's mind with a Mission Impossible-style wedding like Shawn Lippert.

5. Whip out the world's sexiest instrument (the harmonica, natch) to woo your next-door neighbour like Josh Levy.

6. Embrace the romance of emergency rooms like DeAnne Smith and our guest host, Acey Rowe.

7. Drop the sweetest pick-up lines at the rez grocery store like Val Whyte.

Just follow those simple DNTO rules for love and you should be good to go.

Happy Valentine's Day, fair listeners!