This Week In Florida: thieving gators, foot-sniffers and Psalm AK-47
No matter how bad the news gets, you can always bank on something completely wild happening in Florida.
We asked our panel: Out of these three news stories, which one was made up?
The meat-thieving gator
Police in Florida apprehended an alligator attempting to rob a grocery store. The 4-hundred-pound gator slipped past security and into the meat aisle of the Tarpon Springs supermarket. It downed over $1200 worth of beef before local authorities were able to subdue it.
The library foot-sniffer
Police arrested a man for allegedly crawling under library tables and smelling a woman's feet at Florida International University. He was caught riding a scooter a few miles away from the university.
Psalm AK-47
Spike's Tactical gun shop is selling a $1,400 "Christian" assault rifle called 'The Crusader.' It's inscribed with Psalm 144:1: "Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle."
Over to you
Two of these stories are true — one is Florida fake.
Before you listen to the audio for the answer, take a guess at which of these stories hasn't happened… yet.