QUIZ: Are you more of a 'Ross' or a 'Chandler' or a 'Michael Myers from Halloween (1978)'
In our many years of watching our favourite TV shows and films, we've learned there's always one character that's the most "us." Take this quiz to find out whether you're more of a Ross, a Chandler, or a Michael Myers from John Carpenter's Halloween (1978).
Would you respond to a stressful situation by:
A) Making a mordant remark about how much you are pining for your ex-girlfriend.
B) Cracking a joke involving reference to no fewer than two but no more than four pop-culture figures, then looking around the room for signs of support for this effort at comedy, then looking sheepish afterward and glancing downward.
C) Pursuing Laurie Strode with an almost supernatural focus and singularity of purpose.
If you chose A, you're Ross, if you chose B, you're Chandler, if you chose C you're Michael Myers from Halloween (1978).
What do you do for a living?
A) I am a paleontologist. It's actually a very important job.
B) I work in statistical analysis and data reconfiguration. Sometimes I work with the WEENIS.
C) I pursue Laurie Strode with an almost supernatural focus and singularity of purpose.
If you chose A, you're Ross, if you chose B, you're Chandler, if you chose C you're Michael Myers from Halloween (1978).
What's your idea of a great Friday night?
A) Staying in with Rachel, or going out with Rachel, or just being with my friends, if Rachel is also there, also I'd love to be more than a friend with her.
B) Everybody laughing while I say things at their faces.
C) Pursuing Laurie Strode with an almost supernatural focus and singularity of purpose.
If you chose A, you're Ross, if you chose B, you're Chandler, if you chose C you're Michael Myers from Halloween (1978).
What's your favourite food?
A) I don't know, what's Rachel having?
B) Testost-a-roni, the real San Francisco treat! That's a joke I made on the show once. Nobody really laughed but I thought it was a good joke.
C) I like pizza pockets.
If you chose A, you're Ross, if you chose B, you're Chandler, if you chose C you're Michael Myers from Halloween (1978). I mean, sometimes you just have to eat.
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