Ian Fortey
Ian Fortey is a columnist from Cracked.com and maybe the inventor of poutine, but maybe not.
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YOU SCREAM
Things to do while waiting in line for an hour for ice cream
There's a tradition in Canada of waiting until the hottest day of summer to go get ice cream at that shop that has one person working and 500 customers.
SWOOP RIGHT
Superhero dating profiles
Do you like long walks on the beach? Boating? Water slides? What about baths? Or just puddles? I'm down for all of that and I know over 100 ways to prepare lobster.
ASTROLOGY
Revamped zodiac signs for millennials
Avocado Toast (Mar 21 – Apr 19) – The sign of the Unfulfilling Snack, a fire sign. ATs are passionate about things that no one should be passionate about and have a taste for things that barely have taste.