REPORT: We're going to say Campbellton, New Brunswick is bad just to see what they do
CBC Comedy | Posted: July 12, 2017 5:14 PM | Last Updated: July 12, 2017
TORONTO, ON—Let me start off this screed by saying that I, the mysterious and anonymous writer, have absolutely nothing against Campbellton, New Brunswick.
I have never been there.
I have never met anybody who hails from there (to the best of my knowledge).
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I did not know it existed until I Googled a good-sounding town name for this story.
But I will say this: it is bad.
But I will say this: it is bad.
Oh my goodness is it a bad city.
The buildings? Yikes!
The people? Not just rude, but rather uncivilized!
Probably.
This is the argument I am putting forth, via this comedic and untrue article.
The only question that remains: what will they do about it?
Will they defend their rights as partial funders of this comedic entity?
Will they deny and rebut these attacks, vague as they are?
Will they deny and rebut these attacks, vague as they are?
Will they wish that we had made similarly vague attacks, but just about another city? If so, which city would they wish it to be?
Or will they enjoy it?
Only one way to find out.
Only one way to find out.
p.s. they don't even have a hockey team, probably.
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