MONTRÉAL, QC—During a turbulent storm this weekend, long-term couple Lenny and Kate Brown lost their Wi-Fi connection. After hours of sheer and utter boredom they finally decided to cautiously touch each other's bodies, which ultimately led to some highly out-of-character lovemaking.

"I mean, what were we going to do, talk to each other?" said Kate after her first night of sex in a good six months. "I mean sure, he's the love of my life, he's my soulmate, but several hours with no distractions from that strange skin tag on his neck that jiggles every time he says 'fantasy football' is almost unbearable."

The storm hit around 7 pm, which is typically the prime Netflix hour for the Browns. So when the Wi-Fi cut out shortly after, the couple was initially distraught. Lenny recalls banging on their modem like an old VCR, which only made matters worse. Kate, for the first time ever, decided to bake an entire carrot cake from scratch, just to avoid communication.

"After our initial panic we started doing okay," said Lenny with a sigh of relief. "We agreed that this was a minor setback and that the Wi-Fi would eventually come back. But then three hours later, after I finished my novel and we ate Kate's mediocre carrot cake there was just nothing left to do," Lenny exclaimed.

Lenny went on to explain how this was a dire straits situation for the couple as it was too early to fall asleep but too late to do anything else. Reportedly, this was the couple's moment of truth. Lenny made the first bold move by leaning over and reluctantly caressing Kate's breast like he did when he was younger.

Kate revealed to reporters that she is consistently unimpressed with this move but never bothered to correct him and now it is simply too late. Kate, conceding to her boredom, leaned in for a kiss and they went on to make love in the missionary position for seven-and-a-half minutes.

At press time, Lenny said he felt the sex was satisfactory while Kate was simply content knowing that they can now go at least another six months without it.