NEW YORK, NY—Described by some as "overzealous" in his approach to daylight savings this weekend, presidential candidate Donald Trump turned every clock in America back by 65 years — an additional 64 years and 23 hours more than what was necessary.

"This is huge. I'm looking forward to an extra 65 years of sleep," Trump confirmed before heading to bed on Saturday night. "I work hard. I deserve to relax and sleepily stumble around with the same level of awareness of the world as a heavily tranquilized elderly walrus. It's just fantastic. And you know what I mean about that. Huge."

Trump went on to say that the early 1950s were "the sweet spot" he was aiming for with his drastic time change, because "white people were in charge", "America wasn't this scary place I had to share with anyone different from me", "women were just happy to make pastry in lingerie all day for their husbands", sexual harassment wasn't a thing yet" and "there were so many terrific gay jokes. Also fat jokes."

"Just tremendous, those jokes," he added.

Over the weekend, Trump reportedly blew zero dollars on hiring millions of unpaid labourers all across the nation to manually change every single clock in America to his liking. His time change comes at a pertinent time, as Americans vote in the presidential election tomorrow.

When asked why he is so unwilling to embrace social progress and live within the realities of 2016, Trump gave the following statement to reporters:

"You know, what I'm doing is — look, it's just the way things go. Believe me. Do you know? My plan is big. It's for sure. Look, we all know what I mean. Does anyone know? Of course. Fantastic. Mark my words — everything is for sure. Read my lips. It's time Americans started starting to start. Do you want the truth? Of course you do. That's why my plan is how it is. Are you serious? Not happening."

"That guy knows," he added, vaguely gesturing to a male infant asleep in a stroller.