Star Wars: Luke Skywalker
Storage Wars: Jared Schultz

Luke was courageous and noble, and he had a satisfying story arc, but he loses points for having that weird bowl cut. Meanwhile, Jared owned a cool pawn shop and rocked his OWN sick clothing line.
Advantage: Storage Wars

Star Wars: Darth Vader
Storage Wars: David Hester

Vader is probably one of the most iconic villains in film history. Meanwhile, Hester coined one of the cleverest catchphrases of all time, and played the villain role perfectly. It's a tough call, but Hester loses points for claiming the show was fake. (Clearly a ruse).
Advantage: Star Wars

Star Wars: C3P0 & R2D2
Storage Wars: Barry

I'm sorry, but this one is not even close. Was it funny to watch a robot dandy fuss about with his beeping, whirring buddy while they ride across the galaxy? Sure. But NOTHING touches Barry. I mean, just check this out. Genius.
Advantage: Storage Wars, by a landslide

Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks
Storage Wars: The Spin Off

In The Phantom Menace, Star Wars introduced a character named Jar Jar who didn't exactly become an instant hit with fans. However, there was no betrayal greater than when A & E tried to sell us on Storage Wars: Texas. No Barry, no Brandy, no Darryl? Sad times, indeed.
Advantage: Star Wars

Star Wars
Storage Wars

Two beautiful pieces of music here. Both are similar in scope, scale and complexity. It's hard to pick a winner here, but if we must…
Advantage: Storage Wars. Rocks a bit more.

Conclusion: Sorry, sci-fi fans! Storage Wars wins in a tight one!