NEW YORK, NY—Speechwriter Jordan J. LaRose is facing an uncertain future in politics this week after a colleague discovered he had been stealing comments from underneath YouTube videos and using them in his speeches for presidential candidate Donald Trump.

Trump's top aide Geoffrey Whiteman says he had the startling realization a few days ago while watching Trump speak at a rally in Waterville Valley, New Hampshire. Whiteman recalls Trump's opening line:

"My dream is to bomb all the fat womans back into the kitchen, but then I'd have to listen to them complain about how the explosives messed up their hair!!!!"

"I recognized that line right away," says Whiteman, who was so shocked he was physically unable to participate in the 20-minute standing ovation taking place around him. "It's the third comment underneath that video of the blind octogenarian finally proposing to his childhood sweetheart on Christmas morning."

Yesterday, Whiteman decided to take LaRose out for breakfast at Denny's and confront him over a couple of bowls of All-American Freedom Fighter Victory Oatmeal. He was surprised and strangely moved when LaRose broke down and confessed everything barely two minutes into the meal.

"It's hard," Whiteman whispered, clutching a briefcase of revolvers close to his chest for comfort. "We're under so much pressure to be so thoroughly hateful."

LaRose openly admitted to Whiteman that every single speech he's ever written for Trump has just been a completely random assortment of plagiarized YouTube comments haphazardly slapped together with no attention paid whatsoever to logical transitions between thoughts.

"I'm feeling really lost and disillusioned right now," says Whiteman. "It's so surreal to learn that the most inspiring sentence you've ever heard in your entire political career was just stolen from someone else."

Whiteman is referring to the line, "If ur poor it's ur fault and I hope u get esophageal cancer," which Trump famously used as the last line of his speech at a soup kitchen in Virginia last month.

"Looking back, some small part of me always knew that line was taken from underneath a video of a newborn otter taking its first steps," Whiteman sighs. "Deep down, I think I always knew."