Sad calendar kiosk in mall offers even more obscure themed calendars

Trying to offer a calendar for literally every taste, the Calendar! Calendar! Calendar! Kiosk in Phase Six of the mall has expanded their product line even further.

Calendars for Canadians who can't remember which songs were Guess Who and which ones were BTO.- Calendar Kiosk proprietor

The Kiosk's co-proprietors, Callen Derr and Cal Ender, expressed hope that with a catchy name and a new radio ad, the future is bright for Calen Derr and Cal Ender's Calendar! Calendar! Calendar! Kiosk!