QUIZ: There's no FBI director to stop you today, so how many 'Frasier' episodes can you download?

Folks, the clock is ticking.

After the firing of James Comey, there is no FBI director, perhaps for only a short period of time. In this lawless environment, how many Frasier episodes can you acquire from the internet to watch at your leisure at a later time?

Answer these questions to find out:

How fast is your internet connection?

a) As fast as Frasier running back and forth between the opera and a poetry reading on a night he's forgotten that he has scheduled two dates with attractive lawyers?

b) As fast as Eddie trying to run around on Frasier's beloved couch as much as possible while Frasier has left the room (He will stop the moment Frasier is back, and then begin again when he leaves. Frasier's near-misses of the activity and his accusatory glare will be humorous.)

c) As fast as Bulldog Briscoe can run (perhaps fast, he deals in sport)

d) As fast as an episode of Frasier (i.e. can complete one episode of Frasier in 22 minutes).

How much do you desire to see the Frasier episodes?

a) As much as Niles and Frasier desire to drink their beloved sherry.

b) As much as Niles and Frasier desire to watch their beloved Pagliacci.

c) As much as Niles desires to prove to Frasier once and for all that Jungian psychology is superior to Freudian psychology.

d) As much as Martin desires to sit in The Ragged Chair.

In which order will you attempt to download the Frasier episodes?

a) Episodes dealing with the intrigue of employment at KACL radio station first.

b) The one where Niles and Frasier attempt to write a book together, and then whatever.

c) The never-broadcast Charmed crossover episode.

d) In order from beginning to end, except for the last season.

Did you answer mostly A?

They have now hired a temporary FBI director. You are going to jail. Hope it shows Frasier!

Did you answer mostly B?

They have now hired a temporary FBI director. You are going to jail. Hope it shows Frasier!

Did you answer mostly C?

They have now hired a temporary FBI director. You are going to jail. Hope it shows Frasier!

Did you answer mostly D?

They have now hired a temporary FBI director. You are going to jail. Hope it shows Frasier!

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