O, Holy Fight! Christmas 2017 and Halloween 2017 get into an epic Twitter feud

Twitter gives us the power to take what we would normally just scrawl on a bathroom stall and shout it loudly into the eyes of those who admire us. All great institutions are represented on Twitter, giving each a place to not only connect with their audiences, but engage in petty arguments as well.

Christmas and Halloween have, for centuries, been fighting a turf war for the hearts and minds of consumers each fall. Each year, Christmas has moved the borders of its celebration closer and closer into Halloween's territory.

But this year, the battle has reached a pinnacle, moving the fight onto Twitter, the most noble of platforms. Protect your eyes, as a passive-aggressive swing cuts deeper than any blow from a witch's broom or an elf's cane.

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