Comedy

NON-BLACK HIP-HOP FANS: A comprehensive list of when you can say the n-word

Why do you want to say it so badly?

Never.

Why do you want to say it so badly?

Is this the hill you truly want to die on?

I don't care if your black friend said you could say it. He or she is trying to sell you an expired n-word pass with zero roaming coverage.

And since it's not universally acceptable for you to say the word in public, why even chance it?

The reward is not worth the risk. It can't possibly be that hard. You don't curse to high heaven in front of your nana. You have the ability to practice self control.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Alan Shane Lewis has been performing stand up comedy for the past 4 years, but has always had a knack for all things comedic. Whether it be writing and acting in his own sketches or with his sketch troupe "The Burning I's" or publishing comedic sports articles for BELOW THE HARDWOOD's basketball blog and DIME Magazine as a contributor.