Man tries in vain to explain his nachos not for whole table

BARRIE, ON—No, no. You can order some if you want, I'm really hungry though, and—oh, really? Okay. Well, not too much please. These are actually just for me and—

Those were just some of the phrases uttered meekly by Colin Broughton, 29, as he tried valiantly but vainly to stem the tide of everyone eating the large plate of nachos he had ordered for dinner at a local sports bar establishment.

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"I kept trying, but it's like they didn't hear me," says Broughton. "They'd talk over me, and the things they said are still ringing through my head."

Oh great, there's nachos!

Guys, there's nachos to share.

Hey Lenny, nachos down here by the way.

Though the onslaught began verbally, it quickly got physical, as Broughton's "friend" Ryan picked up the jalapeno-laced platter and passed it down the table.

"Make sure everyone gets some," he added.

Though Broughton couldn't remember the details of what everybody usually ordered, he swears that everyone got a little less food than usual, presumably counting on the fact that they could grab a little of his nachos to supplement their meals.

"I understand that people love nachos, but shouldn't those people then understand most of all how a man could love them so much that they're all he ordered, and—hey! Brent! That was like seven chips! Well, pull the cheese apart, then! Sorry, what was I saying? I'm so hungry."

At press time, people were also going to town on Simon's asiago dip with pita triangles, but like, you can understand that, nobody expects that to be a meal.

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