Knock-knock jokes for introverts

1.

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Just the Thai food you ordered. That's it. No one else. You don't even need to put on pants if you only open the door just enough to slink your hand through it and grab the bag. It'll be a 12-second interaction, max. You got this.

2.

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Absolutely no one. Relax. It's probably just the PBS documentary on the history of doorbells you're currently watching in your basement in a grossly oversized Scotiabank Waterfront Marathon t-shirt.

3.

Knock-knock!

….

Knock-knock!

………….

Knock…..knock?

……………………

Knoc – you know what? I'll just quietly leave this lasagna on the doorstep and leave immediately.

4.

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a jo –

I WILL CRY IF AND WHEN I WANT TO GODDAMNIT MY FEELINGS ARE VALID THANKS AND END OF STORY.

5.

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

Yes and while we're on the topic, orange YOU aware that any given moment is just so much better when neither of us says any words to each other of any kind?

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