NHL in Vegas?

Over the past few months, rumours have been swirling that the NHL might soon grant an expansion franchise to Las Vegas, Nevada. What could some of the effects be of a hockey team in 'Sin City'? Here are some of the possibilities.

1. Finally, an opportunity for young millionaire athletes to have fun

If a NHL franchise takes root in Las Vegas, it will finally offer athletic, twenty-something millionaires the chance to go out, have some fun, and let loose a bit!

2. Slot machines in the net

We've all gotten bored watching some 0-0 neutral zone trap-filled snore fest. If we're bored as viewers, imagine how the goalies feel? With legalized gambling, slot machines could be put in the nets to give the guys something to do during lulls in play.

3. New rabid fan base

By putting a team in the desert, it's possible in a few years we could see a fan base that might even rival other great southern American hockey markets like Phoenix, Florida or Atlanta. I'm sure it will totally work.

4. Fewer fights?

Instead of fights, enforcers can settle differences with a quick game of craps on the ice. It will be more fun for the players, and there will be fewer head injuries (although increases in bankruptcies/alcoholism/crime, etc.).

5. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

We all know the expression: "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". With a team there permanently, this rule could also be applied to the losses of visiting teams, much to the relief of the Edmonton Oilers Toronto Maple Leafs.