Aretha Franklin uses annoying subject line for every email

Sources close to famed R&B singer Aretha Franklin say they are nearing a breaking point after receiving countless years worth of Franklin's emails containing the exact same subject line.

"She thinks it's hilarious," explains close friend Dionne Warwick, sighing loudly. "Well, after 20 years of it, the joke's wearing a little thin."

"None of us has the guts to tell her," whispers Franklin's son Ted. "I mean… she's Aretha Franklin."

According to Franklin's family, she has enthusiastically used the subject line in a wide range of emails to recipients such as her accountant, her vet, several different lovers, hundreds of Craigslist sellers, and thousands of Apple customer service reps she's contacted over two decades.