After surviving two World Wars, a perilous journey across the Atlantic Ocean, and a devastating house fire, a cherished family heirloom is now serving as a stash box for newly-minted medical marijuana licensee Tom Drezner, 20.

Having already suffered through three minutes of her new boyfriend's dorm room acoustic set, university student Stacy Schiff, 19, began weighing her options as to where she should affix her gaze next.